Tiger Woods Bad Luck Charm: The Cadillac Escalade or Rachel Uchitel Photo Opp or Both?

I don’t care what the tabloids are saying about Tiger, I’m saying that the Cadillac Escalade is bad luck for Tiger.

Tiger Woods Bad Luck Charms [BLC] –Rachel Uchitel–Griffin NYC–Cadillac Escalade–NYC Night Clubs and Photo Opps.

Lets Take Them One at a Time:

BLC #1 Rachel Uchitel: Some ingredients, mixed in the wrong cocktail can become toxic. Story goes that Tiger has a random meeting with Uchitel at a hot, trendy club called “Griffin” in the Meat Packing district of New York City. Uchitel a 30ish, statuesque blond, is a PR agent-event planner for  Griffin.

BLC #2 Club Griffin and the Photo Opp: At Griffin, Tiger was demonstrating what he considers a good golf grip as part of a photo opp.  According to the over the top gossip tabloids this photo opp is the start of an steamy affair between Tiger and Rachel. According to Uchitel all of this is “total nonsense”, not a lick of truth. She said that, I did not!

Night Clubs and Gossip:

BLC # 3 Griffin. One of the NYC  “Hot” Clubs . Whatever city Tiger travels to he is in high demand to make an appearance ANYWHERE…. not just the latest “Hot-Spot” club. However it seems that one of the legs of this story starts at the Griffin.

Had Tiger’s advisers  choose either one of the following “Hot” Clubs, Kiss and Fly, Avenue, The Gates, or Eldridge for the “Photo Opp” the picture with Uchitel never would have taken place. The wild rumors that have followed would never have surfaced. Actually since Tiger does not travel alone, does not sit around trying to figure out what club to go to, one of his travel assistants slash advisers  probably recommended the Griffin.

BLC #4 The Cadillac Escalade:

The Escalade, manufactured by  the government owned General Motors Corporation is a nice car…..but… What ia really amazing about this vehicle is that GM still can produce a decent vehicle using cheap parts,appointments and finishes. Whew!!! This is an engineering marvel! But a bit pricey for what you get.

Although an engineering marvel there are downsides to this technology or lack of technology.

The Escalade is boxy, noisy and has a few blind spots.

Pure Speculation; I think Tiger was distracted backing out of his driveway:

• Was it the Blind Spot? The Escalade has several blind spots, being distracted combined with a blind spot driving out of your drive way equals a fender bender.
• Was it the Noise? OK here is the pure speculation entry: So far it has been reported that the “Swinging Golf Club” incident that knocked out the back window occurred after the accident took place
• What if the “Swinging Golf Club” incident occurred BEFORE the accident? If your spouse is chasing you down the drive-way and swinging a golf club, knocking out your back window,, and who knows what else….now that could be classified as a distraction. A MAJOR distraction.

Tigers Good Luck Charms [GLC]: Elin Nordegren Woods, Tiger’s Commitment, Judgment,Intelligence and Hard Work, Isleworth Gated Community, Chevron World Challenge Golf Tournament, Any Golf Clubs used in the game of Golf,  The 2010 Lincoln Navigator.

GLC #1 Elin Nordegren Woods: Low profile, classy Swedish model that becomes Tiger’s wife in October of 2004.

GLC #2 Tiger’s Commitment: Good Judgment, Intelligence and Hard Work: On a 1 to 10 scale Tiger scores a 9.5 in all four categories. Tiger is not just a champion he is a super champion. Super champions don’t make dumb mistakes.

GLC #3 Isleworth Gated Community:Real Nice neighborhood, great location and at two point five million, and if true, Tiger’s home is modest for this $$$$$ gated community.

GLC #4 Chevron World Challenge Golf Tournament: Media day will be VERY interesting.

GLC #5 Lincoln Navigator: Win, lose or draw…good bad or indifferent…. Tiger change your luck, get rid of the Escalade and move up to Lincoln Navigator.

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